Diary of a Mad-Duck!!!

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Biker Chick: (noun) A female who associates with bikes, bikers, and/or biker events. Often found on the front or back of a motorcycle or at a biker event (rally.) We here at EatinBugs happen to really love biker chicks - so much that we date them exclusively and respect their ongoing quest to make us a little less ugly and stupid than we are naturally.
See various categories of biker chicks below:
"Biker Babe" - Normally does not ride her own bike nor knows how to ride. Often possesses large **Censored** falling out of small leather halter tops and thong underwear creeping out from the top of very tight blue jeans. Usually easier on the eyes than the other categories which makes them commonly found participating in (and normally winning) the various forms of the Wet T-Shirt contests. Can be very irritating if they feel the need to express their opinions on anything, but again, usually the best to look at naked. Normally arrives on back of a "custom" chopper with the guy who just took it out of the trailer 2 miles before the rally and they only wear perfectly clean non-functional leathers that would choke off all circulation if worn during long rides... BugCount = 1 - 10 (see BugCount definition page)
"Scooter **Censored**" - Very dangerous category. Commonly very skinny and dependent on several chemical substances and is not afraid of having teeth knocked out. Normally knows how to ride but just as often arrives on the back of bike with a guy not afraid to loosen your teeth (or bang her.) Commonly has several kids currently being watched by her sister, mom, or cousin at home while she is riding or at a rally (at least one child is named "Harley" or "Kayla.") SB's are naturally loud when drunk yet possess a very big heart. Generally has several tattoos related to Harley-Davidson and "in memory of" someone who is dead. Not afraid to **Censored** in the bushes or sit on the back of hard-tails for extended periods. Will beat your **Censored** with a tire-iron if properly provoked. BugCount = 8.
"Biker Mamma" - Usually weighs in at 200+ pounds. Also possesses a very big heart and takes care of drunkin bikers. Normally up early to cook food and make coffee at rallies. Usually does not ride own bike, but comes in on the backseat of a bagger with overweight (and equally friendly) biker husband. Sometimes flashes a shot of gargantuan breasts when drunk that you really didn't need to see. BugCount = 5.
"Sub-urban weekend Harley wife" - Usually 38 - 50 years old. Takes kids to soccer practice 3 days per week in a mini-van, but husband reached mid-life and bought a Harley so now she has to participate at the fringes of the lifestyle. Normally complaining about bugs, dirt, and the condition of the porta-potties. BugCount = 3

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Hello around the World, **Censored** from around the Keystone State with the Afternoon Wave!!! Breaker - Breaker!!!

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1.4:1 on ch.1

1.3:1 on ch.40

my latest SWR Check on my base, which is a Galaxy 2517 hooked up to a Anttron 99, i guess it cant get any better than that?!?!

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Disney Channel, Sesame Street, Wonderland = ch.19
SuperBowl, Bowl = ch.6
RoseBowl = ch.11
SpanishBowl = 26.715

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CBRT = ch.34 xpdʍʍ = ch.28 Rebel Radio = ch.21 or 26.785

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Talladega Super Speedway Nascar 08
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Tire Pressure - 25 psi
Nose Weight - 6%
Left Weight - 5%
DownForce
Fender Flare 73.5
Rear Spoiler 65
Suspension
Wedge : 1.5
Front Springs : 50%
Rear Springs : 50%
Front Shocks : 60%
Rear Shocks : 60%
Front Sway Bar : 70%
Rear Sway Bar : 20%
Gear Ratios
Gear 1 - 3.30
Gear 2 - 1.90
Gear 3 - 1.10
Gear 4 - 0.85
Rear End - 3.50
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Daytona International Speedway Nascar 08
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Tire Pressure - 30 psi
Nose Weight - 7%
Left Weight - 5%
DownForce
Fender Flare 73.5
Rear Spoiler 65
Suspension
Wedge : 2.0
Front Springs : 10%
Rear Springs : 50%
Front Shocks : 20%
Rear Shocks : 60%
Front Sway Bar : 80%
Rear Sway Bar : 30%
Gear Ratios
Gear 1 - 3.30/2.50/3.15
Gear 2 - 1.90/1.80/2.15
Gear 3 - 1.10/1.05/1.15
Gear 4 - 0.85/0.80/0.80
Rear End - 3.50
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Talladega Super Speedway Nascar 09
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Tire Pressure - 30 psi
Nose Weight - 10%
Left Weight - 5%
DownForce
Fender Flare 74.5
Rear Spoiler 60
Suspension
Wedge : 2.5
Front Springs : 100%
Rear Springs : N/A%
Front Shocks : 100%
Rear Shocks : N/A%
Front Sway Bar : 80%
Rear Sway Bar : 40%
Gear Ratios
Gear 1 - 2.30
Gear 2 - 1.65
Gear 3 - 1.15
Gear 4 - 0.80
Rear End - N/A 3.50
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Craftsman Truck - Atlanta Speedway Nascar 09
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Tire Pressure - 30 psi
Nose Weight - 5%
Left Weight - 5%
DownForce
Fender Flare 74.5
Rear Spoiler 60
Suspension
Wedge : +2.5
Front Springs : 100%
Rear Springs : 50%
Front Shocks : 100%
Rear Shocks : 60%
Front Sway Bar : 80%
Rear Sway Bar : 40%
Gear Ratios
Gear 1 - 2.30
Gear 2 - 1.65
Gear 3 - 1.15
Gear 4 - 0.80
Rear End - 3.50
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Watkins Glen International Speedway Nascar 09
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Tire Pressure - 25 psi
Nose Weight - 6%
Left Weight - 0%
DownForce
Fender Flare 74.5
Rear Spoiler 60
Suspension
Wedge : +1.5
Front Springs : 50%
Rear Springs : 50%
Front Shocks : 60%
Rear Shocks : 60%
Front Sway Bar : 70%
Rear Sway Bar : 20%
Gear Ratios
Gear 1 - 3.30
Gear 2 - 2.20
Gear 3 - 1.45
Gear 4 - 1.10
Rear End - 3.50
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If it ain't broke...break it!!!

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer DOS EQUIS

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